Two remotes.
Not one, but two.
Susan wasn’t sure how the household ended up with two remote controls but she found them - under the cushions while looking for her lost ring.
The ring was a birthday present that she bought herself. It was the only present this year that was not a huge disappointment.
The remotes were a reminder. The so-so birthday, the lost ring and the fact that now the house has twice as many remote controls to lose under the cushions of the couch.
They can go live with her ring: under the couch where she will eventually find it.